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Signing off From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(420 days old)
Away for a fortnight's hols guys, catch ya end of the month..Stay cool.… more
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(423 days old)
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. … more
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Questions From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(423 days old)
Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q… more
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Airplane Dog From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(423 days old)
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The firs… more
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(423 days old)
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese That's not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Ha i Ding See me A… more
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The wife From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(423 days old)
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -- "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you d… more
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Memory From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(423 days old)
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. … more
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Amazing Home Remedies From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(423 days old)
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE T… more
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Drunks.... From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. … more
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Why I fired my Secretary From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
Take your links where ever you go with LINKSHELF.COM Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast … more
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Blonde Speeding From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license… more
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Ethel From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor w… more
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Toilet Walls Graffiti: From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts . Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and d… more
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SNOOTY RECEPTIONIST From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, h… more
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Horse ride From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started to bounce out of control. She tried to hang on with all of her … more
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Elephant From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in t… more
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Life worth Living From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person wh… more
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Expensive From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started.... … more
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Retiring From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and re… more
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No come work today From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really … more
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Just when you thought it was safe :) From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(424 days old)
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area o… more
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apologies guys From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(427 days old)
My apologies to everyone for disappearing without a trace for so long.Had personal reasons. Hope to be back soon with some more funnies though may not have access to the internet for some of the time.… more
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Poor Elton From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(552 days old)
Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams & Elton John were walking over a bridge. Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings. With a couple of sideways… more
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Tagged by Joebangles From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(577 days old)
**The Rules - 1. Link to the person's blog who tagged you. 2. Post these rules on your blog. 3. List seven random and/or weird facts about yourself 4. Tag seven random people at the end of your po… more
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Who's The Father? From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(581 days old)
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Ma'am, have you ever slept with a black man?" She said, "Well, … more
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Telepathic Watch From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(581 days old)
A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is yo… more
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The Barmaid From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(581 days old)
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jenny (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night … more
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The Ageing Explorer From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(581 days old)
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer… more
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Catch From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(581 days old)
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha g… more
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The Pickle Factory From
mainbunny
in catzycradle's dad
(593 days old)
Fred comes home after a hard day's work at the pickle factory and announces to his wife that he's developed a terrible sexual compulsion; he wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer. His w… more
